I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
People were running around punching out the ceiling tiles Super Mario style.
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
too bad we didn't bet. my 38-1 tears would have made great lubrication for a blow job.
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
We left Waffle House and he took off running five miles down the road saying we were "training for the Olympics." And I mean, I couldn't leave him out there like that...
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