Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
She kept saying how cute and adorable I was. I felt like a care bear getting a blowjob
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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