David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
the only thing you and i have in common is the we like weed and looking at my naked body.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
Sorry for peeing on you and your bed last night.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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