I'm drive I can fine osifer
How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
It was the most graceful puke ever. I just thought she dropped something underneath the bar until she told me what happened.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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