you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
To be honest i'm almost glad he got arrested. His girlfriend and i kept making out so i'm pretty sure the alternative was a threesome. Now we're just the trashy girls who visit him in jail.
You should have thought about how you were going to treat me before having me take photos of your asshole.
Our motto for the night: BLACK OUT OR BACK OUT.
That's our motto every night.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
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