it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
Wait, is this the kid that tried catching a bat in your backyard with a flashlight and a ball of tin foil?
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
I'm not just straddling the line between love and hate, I'm dry humping the shit out of it
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
Randomize
