think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
My parking ticket this morning was 30bucks. I feel like I'm paying the city to fuck you.
Is there anything medically wrong with drinking beer from a vagina?
How did the beer even get there in the first place?
That's not what's important right now
mom just asked if we are going to need more kaluha as she pulls 5 out of the cupboard. this xmas might kill me
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
I think I sprained my soul last night
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
a pizza costume came into my possession last night. needless to say i showed up to his house wearing only the pizza, shouting "delivery" into his window.
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I woke up upside down with my head in your ottoman and like a foot of space between the ottoman and chair.. My legs were straight up in the air... Yes. Your mother found me.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
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