Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
My penis hasn't been this frustrated since I was like 13 and I awkwardly got boners at school dances
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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