ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Just because he saw my boobs doesn't mean he knows me all of a sudden
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
Do you remember telling those ppl that they need to mate and give you the baby and in 15 years you will all reunite and it will be a party?
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