I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Im watching hello kitty on qvc debating if its a good idea to cook bagel bites on my space heater
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
I'm gonna get drunk and through up on the first happy couple I see.
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
I think I died and satan has brought me back to life and I'm paying for my sins with this hangover
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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