? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I havnt had this much beer since i losodt my virginity. thank. god.
we were so high last night we were cutting bread with my iphone
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
I intend to get homeless drunk
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
You told me if you could get your shoes on, you deserved a coke and rum. We never made it to the party.
He equated my biology degree to a belief in Santa. I wonder if he heard the doors to my vagina clanging shut.
Found a girl that was gonna make out with 25 people for her 25th birthday. I was like #12. Made top half!
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
He's in grad school at Harvard. I suppose that means my vagina is now smarter than I am.
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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