Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
Whatever. That's why I am to be babied like a calf. I regret nothing.
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
New rule: if you don't think racism exists, you don't get to put your penis inside me.
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