At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
If she's not going to maintain the upkeep of her vag then I'm not going to pay the rent of being her boyfriend
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
What happened to "I wouldnt even touch her with a ten foot pole"?
Her vagina devoured it.
Just grabbing my bra from a history teacher's desk in the Humanities building. Maybe I should stop drinking on weeknights
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
Oh boy. Send him a care package with laxative cookies and alcohol. So he can shit himself while he's passed out drunk.
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Well it's official, last night I hooked up with the third girl from the apartment downstairs.
Dude that's a hat trick!
I know, I tossed my hat on the floor as I was walking out.
'twas the night before moms weekend and all were blacked out. Not a coug was sober not even farm house. I was down to fuck but you were not in sight, so I bid pullmania a sweet goodnight.
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
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