Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I think I won the penis lottery.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
Oral sex and brunch. The perfect sunday morning.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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