Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I just bedazzled my weight watchers points calculator. You can tell I'm gay.
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Would "deck the halls with penises " be an appropriate event title? I know peni is the plural but flow of the tongue as well
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Went to the lab to print and realized the guy next to me was the one we stole all the beer from last night..... Oops
i am craving dick and cupcakes
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