cant believe you said you would bone perez hilton
i said paris hilton
thats even worse
I looked at my own cervix.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
She clogged the toilet and got it out with a seven eleven bag. I tried to tell her no but she was convinced that was the logical thing to do.
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
These are all good points. But, I think your under estimating what it's like to be held upside down for a standing 69
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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