I need help removing her.
so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
Now I'll never know if Megan finds a millionaire.
definitely just fell out of bed trying to plug in my phone. when did laziness start getting painful?
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Codeine + Boredom = Sprinting between my front and back door.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
We held a candle light vigil outside the jail hoping for her release, until we realized we were drunk in the jail parking lot.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
Sorry I told all the other bridesmaids you were an asshole. I had had a few drinks and it's how I felt at the time.
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