Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I left your tip in your mailbox. Last night was amazing.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Wanna bang and Pregame work? I know you're the manager just promise to not fire me
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Idk how much of a virgin he is but I'm tryna find out.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
He broke both of his legs jumping out of a window to escape a coyote.
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