I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
I WILL MAKE A FLYING LEAP FOR YOUR DICK WHEN I SEE YOU THROUGH THE WINDOW
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
Then he shook the next streetlight but this one broke and fell over. He told me, "This is the part where we run."
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
i was making a gravity bong in my room and my dad walked in. he helped me finish. i love being home for the holidays.
So I fell alseep while I was motorboating that girl last night infront of the entire party.
So i dislocated my knee but still went home and fucked his brains out. Nothing gets in the way of my sex life. NOTHING.
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
Two words: nipple clamps
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