OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
I think I'm drunk. That wine was old. I found it behind the water heater next to the mouse poison.
I can't feel my brain.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
She described me as " a caterpillar of adorable quietness that exploded into a slutty butterfly" She definitely nailed it there
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
IF YOU HAVE THE CHANCE TO HIT THAT, AND YOU DON'T, I WILL FUCKING CRUCIFY YOU.
You're such a supportive sister.
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
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