I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
I'm pretty sure I left my reasoning skills at home last night, and just brought anger and rage with me.
seriously i just wanna be friends
pass
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
yeah but it's new years. they should arrest people for being sober that day.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
I feel like wearing underwear would just be poor planning
you know what would be perfect? if you flew in on a horse/cat holding taco bell and then you swooped me up and took me to disney world and it was magical
Let's get weird.
It's 10 am...
I'm assuming that means you're not busy...
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Randomize
