If i come over, it means nothing
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
You just said we could build a blanket and pillow "fuck fort." Of course I'm never leaving you.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I have words... I can't think of them tho. they keep melting together and forming you and I just want to hump it.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
I found them in the bathroom trying to wrap an American flag around Steve's dick. I didn't bother to ask questions.
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
I will most likely miss you the least and fondly remember you as Mr. "I need a minute" but really need 24 hours and 4 extra inches.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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