Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
My brother just asked if I would keep having one nighters with that guy because he really likes the organic cotton v-necks he leaves behind.
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
