I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I can't ever date him again. Whenever I see his face I just remember helplessly pissing myself in my car.
Your vase full of piss was still at his house and he still doesn't know.
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
making my breakfast out of the pot brownies we made last night. Safe to say it's time to go grocery shopping.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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