Can you still call it a wet dream if sandwiches were involved?
I don't call you at 3 in the morning to start a fucking relationship.
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Thats the last thing I remember and then I woke up in this Dutch kids dorm and he was taking a picture of me while I was sleeping
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
I'm pretty sure I just crapped out my pancreas. I have 2 of those, right?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
I cant promise hot guys but i can promise alcohol which is close enough.
i haven't seen you in two years and we have like 16 hours, all i want is cuddles, wine, and some light groping
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