Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
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You. Win. At. Life.
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
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