Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
Even my vagina gasped.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I just want to see him this morning so I can bask in my wasted accomplishment.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
Scary truckers and hobos. These are the men I attract
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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