fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
You called me 32 times last night just to tell me you felt a heartbeat in your vagina?
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
Lol, you asked the waitress to box up someone else's discarded food last night
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
you said "it's karaoke night" and tried to use my dick as a microphone
Weight watchers just said "you've tracked beer three times recently, want to make it one of your favorites?" I'm begining to understand why I needed to go in the first place.
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