just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
New Low: Just set a reminder on my phone for me to check on things I need to harvest late on Farmville.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
The novelty of Nekkid Straight Roommate has faded.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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