I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Who wears a wallet chain?!
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Who knew that one of those cheesy light up equalizer shirts would be the light that all those drunk college girls gathered like moths around?
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Nope. I've found you care about two things in life: your momma and spreading your seed.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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