I need help removing her.
i just heard the ice cream truck outside while mid-masturbation. i stopped and considered running outside to buy one.
there was a trapeze. enough said
So then the officer asked you how you were getting home and you told him "very carefully"
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
you were the first one he came out to and you announced it as the finale while singing karaoke at the bar
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
in mid sex he pointed out my great gatsby tattoo and we started discussing themes and metaphors from our fave fitzgerald novels
you need to stop fucking English majors
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