It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I think thanksgiving was created so we could all be thankful that we're still alive after the night before.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
Either this is the best sandwich I've ever had, or my stomach is just relieved to have something in it that's not Red Bull or semen.
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
Wheres my essay?
You mean the vodka drenched shreds of paper taped all over the walls of the hallway?
Lets just make a point system, like if we have sex add a point, if they leave after take away a point, if they stay all fucking day take away a point
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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