do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
Come see our sink grown plant.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
I didn't know he had a girlfriend until after we had sex when he said, "Man I really gotta stop cheating on my girlfriend."
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
So... I may have accidentally just sat on a strip of a home waxing kit.. naked... Assistance is definitely needed....
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
i'm eating chex mix in the shower while texting. i feel accomplished.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
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