Don't you send me to vm
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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