Police were just in my backyard to recover a loaded .38. What the fuck?????
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
It took years to rebuild my brains forcefield against your charm and I feel like u seal team 6'd ur way in again and caught my common sense sleeping on post
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
I'd cum everywhere if I could have chicken nuggets right now
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
I HAVE A TEST I'M SORRY YOUR UN SUCKED DICK ISN'T MY FIRST CONCERN
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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