Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
don't wear any deodorant. we have to do everything we can to sabotage this wedding
both roomates are passed out on the floor. I feel like I'm missing out on crucial bonding time by sleeping in my bed.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
We just passed a billboard that said to join "jerseydoesntstink.com" and literally 15 seconds later, we could smell jersey.
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
I think I'm going to call this chapter of my life story "Weekday day-drinking in the park isn't just for the homeless!"
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I also tried to hide a bottle of vodka in a build a bear last night so that something that happened in my life
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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