He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Okay you totally passed out. Ask me about the bike parking garage and the expired baby formula in the morning.
i think i just witnessed the elusive male walk of shame
We folded our dollar bills into airplanes. This really makes the strippers work for it. Like air miles.
people are starting to question the shark bite story
i want to find a way to basically assault his face with my vagina.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
You just met him on Thursday, and you've already nicknamed him Golden Penis?
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
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its like you know when i get waxed
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
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