Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
Taco Bell is better for you than cocaine, I promise.
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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