what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
why cant girls ever use the fly? why do they always have to awkwardly try to pull it over your belt?
New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Nice. I ate a jello shot out of a bovine blow up doll's love hole last night
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
there is definitely a hickey on my left nipple.
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