I'm laying in your front yard are you home
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
Taco Bell. She just parked, got out of the car mid drive-thru, ran to the dumpsters, pissed, then ran back and drove up in the line.
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Was just messaged by someone in a Power Ranger suit on OkCupid... Figured you would approve
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
You're the only person I know who would go to New Jersey to give a blowjob and I have so much respect for you for it
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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