we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
You were walking away to pee and as you were undoing your belt you looked at me and said "the belt is off. the game is on. Remever that."
A cute girl just told me she forgot to take her birth control and winked... I've never been so conflicted about fleeing in terror
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
And thanks for putting me in that safety position on the bathroom floor while I was spooning the toilet
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I probably should have told her I was actually the drunkest one there before she let me pierce her ear
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