If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You handed some guy a spoon you found, he yelled SPOON GAME, and then the two of you spent the next 20 minutes throwing spoons all over the kitchen.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
Its like every time I go out with you, it always involves Serbian chicks and taco bell and you always manage to get both all over my bed.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
Ugh why can't people just be grateful for my penis
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
I realized today that the only things I'm guaranteed to have with me at all times are lipgloss, condoms and a USB drive. hmmm...
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