the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
I mean I woke up wearing my bathing suit which blows my mind
I've blown him so many times I feel like I have a better relationship with his dick than I do with him.
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
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I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Seriously, I am going to crawl in a hole, sew my vagina shut, and spit acid on any man that comes near me.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
There's Dick Pix, Zorro, and The Little Engine that Could. I nickname my fuck buddies for the exact same reason why you don't name animals which you will one day have for dinner.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I'M HANGING OUT WITH THE DRUG DEALER UPSTAIRS JUST SO I CAN STEAL HIS WIFI PASSWORD, I HOPE Y'ALL LOVE ME.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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