so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
well he has a gf so if he picks me up tonight i'll only him finger me
Things we need. Powerade. Water in fridge. Mixers for vodka. And reality checks.
My weekend will be all about the double d's, desert & debauchery
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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