I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
walmarts paint section shouldnt be open at 3am
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
dont you DARE use my tequila influenced words against me
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
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