And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
the "happy anniversary" cake for my mom and dad is about to turn into the "yeah, that's a hickey, welcome back from italy" cake.
if reincarnation is for serious, i better be a guy in my next life
with a huge shlong
massive. i wanna make bitches cry
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
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