i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
basically theres shrimp everywhere. splattered on the walls, in the carpet, its bad. ohh theyre never gonna get the smell out.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
Tried to drunkenly hop a fence with my cast on to get away from the cops but ended up falling over a bench.. how do I explain those bruises to my parents?
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I'm gonna keep a minimum of five drink promise to myself
You mean maximum 5?
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
He wanted to take me to breakfast in the morning. He told me he respects me after I said no. I told him to respect me at a distance.
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