The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
I've now fucked in every motel room in this small town.
he was spending his time trying to use emojis to court a 19 year old, I can’t really take that seriously no matter how hot a dude is
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
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