he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He tried to slow-dance with me in bed. IN BED.
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
He passed out again after sex. I've hidden all his clothes. There's no way he is sneaking out in the morning this time!
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Woke up from a black out in a strangers Jeep without phone, shoes, or wallet.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
