I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
i just got arrested. apparently dont move means dont move.
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He legit pounded my cooking wine, because he was to cheap to buy beer. He is so not getting any.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
how come you came home with "Amanda owns this" written on your forhead
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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