Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
she was sitting on the toilet asking for me to take a "cute facebook profile picture" for her
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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