singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
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