I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
We were in the shower and he sat down an wouldn't do anything. I'm so glad he manscapes. It made washing his balls less awkward.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I was giving a campus tour, when a drunk senior came up behind me and shouted at the group, "If Jesus ain't your homeboy - get the fuck off this campus!" Looks like his religion course is paying off...
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't drink nearly as much when I'm coupled, and that's not a lifestyle I can commit to
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
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