I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
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