She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
She ordered a salad and a budweiser. I love her.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
the other day i was so high i found pages and pages of pictures of HD hamburgers and patriotic music. bong rips for merica.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
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