You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
found the other keg... it's in the tree
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
I am never going on a blind date ever again. He drank way too much and kept telling me I had a nice boob. Like.. Singular. What's the other one? The ugly twin?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I am naked and annoyed.
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I think every girl deserves a pregnancy scare. Because then it just feels like such a priviledge to be bleeding out of the vagina.
I legit just did a jig towards my box of tampons.
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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