did you mean anything you said last night? i just wnna know
no
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
It's never too late to be topless.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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